crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

crunchier:

bed blogging and hearing your mom yell that lunch’s readyimage

rushing to the kitchen like

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mom: it’ll be ready in five mins but would you mind setting the table?

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eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

  • Friend: So what did you do last night?
  • Me: OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
  • Friend: WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
  • Me: My bed.

teencry:

how i comfort my friends:

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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

dysfunctunal:

niggas be like 

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dysfunctunal:

sometimes I feel bad for people who don’t have a tumblr cause they’re missing out on seeing my blog

metallics:

*drinks water as if it were alcohol*

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

chocolaty:

basically all the time

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

i feel like parents need to learn that kids dont fuck up on purpose